Cheap gimmicks to grap attention are not only lowly, I lost my train of thought. Hypocrisy is a delicious dish, served with a side of asshole.

Picking up where I left off, I bring news of our friend. As it turns out, Mr. Banks Esq, the sneaky fucking trickster he is, found his way behind the corner of the desk. Despite the fact, he still met an untimely end. I thank for your condolences.

Oh yeah, I ate him. He was delicious.

Recently I learned of a great game entitled "Never Ever". The object is to be the last person standing so to speak. You begin by holding up five fingers and go around taking turns saying things you've 'never ever' done. If someone says something that you've done, you put a finger down. Last one with a digit held high is the victor.

Now, I did not win this game once, but was comforted by knowing that "winning" the game is the equivalent of proclaiming "I have yet to live life".

Its the little things that count.

Ew, blogs.

Blah-gs.