Entry #4
A Bedtime Tale 2
9/13/07 by Reyals
Nathan loved cupcakes. I know most of us do, but no one loves them like Nathan. He thinks of cupcakes not only as sustenance, but as a friend, a source of entertainment, a toothbrush, and a lover.
Yes I went there girlfriend. Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Nathan the meerkat loved nothing more than making sweet, gentle love to cupcakes. All kinds, it didn't matter to Nathan, for Nathan was not a racist.
However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park. He died soon after he got out.
Moral of the story:
Racism is bad.
The End
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9/18/07
Okayyyyyy not funny.
penis penis penis
9/16/07
Funny thing is, it kind of makes sense if you read it through like that. :o
I wouldn't want to be the landscaper for a pubic park.
9/15/07
"However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park."
Pubic park? Hahaha.
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Typos are funny.
9/14/07
What an erotic story.
9/13/07
Nathan sounds like me after a long night in the basement with good lady pot.
Oh, I love her.
THis story would be funnier if I had her around though ;_;
THIS IS A REsPOnSE.
9/13/07
may the ignorant masses be enlightened by this.
And may they be enlightened by the collection of short stories I'm going to attempt to publish.
9/13/07
Umm. I didn't get that one. I understood the other one, but this one was confusing.
He fucked a cupcake in a park.
I wrote this one quickly.
Another should be out next week, if I find my notebook full of them. (Or if I write some more.)