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A Bedtime Tale 2

Posted by Reyals - September 13th, 2007


Nathan loved cupcakes. I know most of us do, but no one loves them like Nathan. He thinks of cupcakes not only as sustenance, but as a friend, a source of entertainment, a toothbrush, and a lover.

Yes I went there girlfriend. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Nathan the meerkat loved nothing more than making sweet, gentle love to cupcakes. All kinds, it didn't matter to Nathan, for Nathan was not a racist.

However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park. He died soon after he got out.

Moral of the story:
Racism is bad.

The End


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Umm. I didn't get that one. I understood the other one, but this one was confusing.

He fucked a cupcake in a park.

I wrote this one quickly.

Another should be out next week, if I find my notebook full of them. (Or if I write some more.)

may the ignorant masses be enlightened by this.

And may they be enlightened by the collection of short stories I'm going to attempt to publish.

Nathan sounds like me after a long night in the basement with good lady pot.

Oh, I love her.

THis story would be funnier if I had her around though ;_;

THIS IS A REsPOnSE.

What an erotic story.

"However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park."

Pubic park? Hahaha.

hahahahahahahahaha...
.hahahahahahahahaha...
..hahahahahahahahaha...
...hahahahahahahahaha...
....hahahahahahahahaha...

Typos are funny.

Funny thing is, it kind of makes sense if you read it through like that. :o

I wouldn't want to be the landscaper for a pubic park.

Okayyyyyy not funny.

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