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A Bedtime Tale 2

9/13/07 by Reyals

Nathan loved cupcakes. I know most of us do, but no one loves them like Nathan. He thinks of cupcakes not only as sustenance, but as a friend, a source of entertainment, a toothbrush, and a lover.

Yes I went there girlfriend. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Nathan the meerkat loved nothing more than making sweet, gentle love to cupcakes. All kinds, it didn't matter to Nathan, for Nathan was not a racist.

However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park. He died soon after he got out.

Moral of the story:
Racism is bad.

The End


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Okayyyyyy not funny.

9/19/07 Reyals responds:

penis penis penis


JakeJake

9/16/07

Funny thing is, it kind of makes sense if you read it through like that. :o

9/19/07 Reyals responds:

I wouldn't want to be the landscaper for a pubic park.


JakeJake

9/15/07

"However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park."

Pubic park? Hahaha.

9/15/07 Reyals responds:

hahahahahahahahaha...
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Typos are funny.


What an erotic story.


Nathan sounds like me after a long night in the basement with good lady pot.

Oh, I love her.

THis story would be funnier if I had her around though ;_;

9/13/07 Reyals responds:

THIS IS A REsPOnSE.


SpiteSpite

9/13/07

may the ignorant masses be enlightened by this.

9/13/07 Reyals responds:

And may they be enlightened by the collection of short stories I'm going to attempt to publish.


Umm. I didn't get that one. I understood the other one, but this one was confusing.

9/13/07 Reyals responds:

He fucked a cupcake in a park.

I wrote this one quickly.

Another should be out next week, if I find my notebook full of them. (Or if I write some more.)