Nathan loved cupcakes. I know most of us do, but no one loves them like Nathan. He thinks of cupcakes not only as sustenance, but as a friend, a source of entertainment, a toothbrush, and a lover.
Yes I went there girlfriend. Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Nathan the meerkat loved nothing more than making sweet, gentle love to cupcakes. All kinds, it didn't matter to Nathan, for Nathan was not a racist.
However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park. He died soon after he got out.
Moral of the story:
Racism is bad.