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Reyals

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Potown
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Reyals

A Bedtime Tale 2

Posted by Reyals Sep. 13, 2007 @ 2:59 PM EDT

Nathan loved cupcakes. I know most of us do, but no one loves them like Nathan. He thinks of cupcakes not only as sustenance, but as a friend, a source of entertainment, a toothbrush, and a lover.

Yes I went there girlfriend. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Nathan the meerkat loved nothing more than making sweet, gentle love to cupcakes. All kinds, it didn't matter to Nathan, for Nathan was not a racist.

However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park. He died soon after he got out.

Moral of the story:
Racism is bad.

The End

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Sep. 13, 2007 | 3:49 PM SaltshakerClock says:

Umm. I didn't get that one. I understood the other one, but this one was confusing.

Sep. 13, 2007 | 6:05 PM Reyals responds:

He fucked a cupcake in a park.

I wrote this one quickly.

Another should be out next week, if I find my notebook full of them. (Or if I write some more.)


Sep. 13, 2007 | 5:15 PM spite-skater says:

may the ignorant masses be enlightened by this.

Sep. 13, 2007 | 6:07 PM Reyals responds:

And may they be enlightened by the collection of short stories I'm going to attempt to publish.


Sep. 13, 2007 | 5:19 PM the-leper-affinity says:

Nathan sounds like me after a long night in the basement with good lady pot.

Oh, I love her.

THis story would be funnier if I had her around though ;_;

Sep. 13, 2007 | 6:06 PM Reyals responds:

THIS IS A REsPOnSE.


Sep. 14, 2007 | 2:40 AM FrozenSheep says:

What an erotic story.


Sep. 15, 2007 | 7:46 PM Jake says:

"However he was put in jail for 10 years because he decided to display his love in a pubic park."

Pubic park? Hahaha.

Sep. 15, 2007 | 9:25 PM Reyals responds:

hahahahahahahahaha...
.hahahahahahahahaha...
..hahahahahahahahaha...
...hahahahahahahahaha...
....hahahahahahahahaha...

Typos are funny.


Sep. 16, 2007 | 12:41 AM Jake says:

Funny thing is, it kind of makes sense if you read it through like that. :o

Sep. 19, 2007 | 7:50 PM Reyals responds:

I wouldn't want to be the landscaper for a pubic park.


Sep. 18, 2007 | 11:07 PM Viewtiful-Chris says:

Okayyyyyy not funny.

Sep. 19, 2007 | 7:49 PM Reyals responds:

penis penis penis

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