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DANGERCAST! A dangerous podcast.

Posted by Reyals Nov. 26, 2009 @ 12:28 AM EST

My friend and I recorded a podcast. Listen to the first episode in little tiny bits on our blog here:
DANGERBLOG!

Or check out the video!

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MURDER!

Posted by Reyals Oct. 28, 2009 @ 9:25 PM EDT

SPOILER: SOMEONE GETS MURDERED

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That clip is five years old by the way.

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Blargh!

Posted by Reyals Oct. 5, 2009 @ 11:52 PM EDT

It's been over two years since I've submitted an actual animation, and it was whatever the fuck this is: EXCUSES!

The way things are shaping up, I probably won't animate again. It's been quite awhile and I've been writing and filming live action stuff. It's weird because...well it isn't. There is no one to be disappointed by this. I'm only posting to whore these videos out ever further than I already have.

Music by Fancy Mike!

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Warning: Flashing Images

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I didn't write this one. I did, however, hit someone with my car.

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Jesus and Porky Pig!

Posted by Reyals Jun. 25, 2009 @ 2:43 PM EDT

Rapture is coming! What happens now?

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Spin that shit.

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Camp North

Posted by Reyals Jun. 6, 2009 @ 3:03 PM EDT

Fuck Nath and Byrce. Fuck them up their stupid asses.

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Max Keeps The Beat

Posted by Reyals May. 20, 2009 @ 10:24 PM EDT

Max delves into the subtle syncopation of base-3 and primitive language all for the sake of a sick bassline.

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Taking A Dump!

Posted by Reyals May. 3, 2009 @ 4:31 PM EDT

A VIDEO DUMP SILLY!

Monday Massacre
CTI project comprised of still images.

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Tamas Breaks It Down
Yo Gabba Gabba is the SHIT.

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Experimental Math Rock Duos Aren't Dead
It's like YouTube Poop, only there's no Mario, and it's not on YouTube.

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New Coalition/Fat People

Posted by Reyals Apr. 15, 2009 @ 5:55 PM EDT

Today I'd like to illustrate a dream of mine: cleansing.
The first thing that one associates with "cleansing" can range from OxiClean to certain genocidal fuckheads, such as Hitler. My dream relates to the latter, albeit in a much more innocent way. My proposal is not to exterminate an ethnic group, but rather to diminish one characterized by a certain physical trait. The United States suffers from a great many stereotypes, but their validity is not my point. My goal is to address one specific problem many people face today: obesity. Now, whether it's a psychological or physical issue, one thing is certain, fatties want food. The solution? Take away their food.
Personally, I'm a great fan of cupcakes, and I imagine many fat people are too. What I suggest is the creation of a national coalition dedicated to the confiscation and consumption of cupcakes. (This coalition will obviously be a subsidiary of the Alliteration Association.) If you are looking to lose weight, simply provide us with your address, any security measures we may have to bypass in order to break into your home, and what hours you won't be there. You may have to sign a few forms waiving any legal liability on our behalf, but keep in mind this is merely a formality. Then, we'll rob your blind of all your sweets and possibly other items, in payment for our services.
Within the coming weeks my crack team of skinny Americans will be working tirelessly on our website, StopEatingFattie.com, (working title), in order to expedite the process.

We hope to get this project underway as soon as possible. Good luck fat people of America, and godspeed. (I'm only joking, you're way too fat to go anywhere fast.)

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Artsy Fartsy

Posted by Reyals Mar. 15, 2009 @ 12:11 AM EDT

This is quite possibly on par with classics such as Un Chien Andalou and Meat Love. Maybe not.

Artsy Fartsy

"Starting in 2005, Connor Thompson spent four years secluded in a remote town located roughly in upstate New York, where he drafted his first screenplay. After countless revisions, Thompson began applying for grants, but to no avail. Upon realizing the fact that funding the film would be impossible, a small crew was assembled to rewrite and shoot the film according to the Dogme Vow of Chastity. They were all eventually fired. Following twenty years of alcohol and drug abuse, Thompson was given a second chance when he found a camcorder he had been using as a target for pissing on while intoxicated. Over a period of two years, Thompson rewrote, filmed, and edited his masterpiece. Shortly thereafter he commited suicide by jumping off a bridge into a manmade lake of fire. Today, his work of art is presented in digital format where Thompson would have wanted it premiered: on the interwebs. "

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Seven Nation Army Melodica Cover

Posted by Reyals Feb. 21, 2009 @ 9:52 PM EST

I just learned this today so it's not perfect. Enjoy.

Seven Nation Army

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